Jokes:
What do you call one of Santa's little helpers?
A subordinate clause.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
~Make me a milkshake.
~ZAP! You're a milkshake.
Here are some words I learned on my vocab app:
abase, abdicate, aberration, abet, abeyance, abhorrence, abhorrent, abidance, abject, abjure, aboveboard, abscond, abstruse, abyss, accede, accession, acclaim, actuary, actuate, acumen, acute, addle, adduce, afire, aghast, agile, amicable, ardent, ardor, arid, armada, armory, arraign, arrange, arrant, arrear, arrogate, arthurian, artifice, artless, ascendant, ascension, ascetic, ascribe, ashen, askance, aspiration, aspire, assailant, assay, assent, assess, assessor, assets, assiduous, assmilate, assonance
Here are the last couple lines of a cover letter from a job application that was forwarded around because it was funny. It has a nice comma splice in it too.
"Please realize that I am not a braggart or conceited, I just want to outline my usefulness. Egos can be a huge liability, and I try not to have one.
"Thank you so much for your time, and I look forward to hearing from you."
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